Damn It - Eat Beef

This is a common theme in the Midwest - trying to tell you what to do.  Don’t get an Abortion, Pray to Jesus, Don’t do Drugs.  There is the famous sign on the way out of Garden City, KS that says Eat Beef - Stay Slim .  Well let me tell you if you you only ate beef and left off the double stuffed potatoes, Salad Bars piled high with shit that isn’t salad then you would stay slim.  But this is not how Americans rolls ( BTW you have to leave off the rolls too)

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